Temporal Irresponsibility Department

Welcome to the department of Temporal Irresponsibility, where the fabric of time is constantly unraveled by our lack of planning.

Our agents have mastered the art of procrastination, and we take great pride in our ability to put off deadlines until the last possible moment.

Our services include:

• Temporal Re-Route-ification: We'll re-route your timeline to make sure you're late for every important event.
• Time-Space Conundrums: We'll confuse you with paradoxical logic, making it impossible to decide what to do.
• Causality Loopholes: We'll find ways to make you question the consequences of your actions.

Don't see this as a warning, it's just a gentle suggestion to visit our sister department, Paradox Partners, for expert advice on navigating the intricacies of time travel.

Chron Prophets

The Chron Prophets are a group of highly respected (in our department) experts in the art of predicting the unpredictable.

Our team of prophets includes:

• Madame Whiskers, our resident expert in cat-based divination.
• Barnacle Bill, our go-to guy for predicting the most unlikely of coincidences.
• Chronos the Unpredictable, who can see into the fabric of time itself.

Don't ask us how they do it, just take their predictions and run.